Believe it or Not?

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Cindee:  “Hello friends!  I have some unfortunate news.  Daddy got a concussion playing quarterback for the Miami Dolphins on Sunday and the doctor says he is not allowed to be at the computer.  So we have no story this week.”

Mylo: “That’s not what happened Cindee.  Daddy is a Bills fan, not a Dolphins fan and besides that, he smacked into the door frame and knocked himself out, don’t you remember?”

Cindee:  “Mylo!  Daddy said to make up a cool story so our friends wouldn’t think he was a clumsy nerd!”

Mylo:  “Oh yeah, I forgot.  Friends, what I meant to say was Daddy was coming back from the store with a bunch of balloons to celebrate the Buffalo Bills win when a gust of wind swept him up into the air.  Up …up … up he went but then out of nowhere a giant pterodactyl swooped out of the clouds and popped all the balloons sending Daddy plummeting to the ground.  Mommy took him to the hospital and the doctor said he had a concussion.  Can you believe it?”

Cindee:  “Not really, but it works.”

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