
Cindee: “Hello friends! I have some unfortunate news. Daddy got a concussion playing quarterback for the Miami Dolphins on Sunday and the doctor says he is not allowed to be at the computer. So we have no story this week.”
Mylo: “That’s not what happened Cindee. Daddy is a Bills fan, not a Dolphins fan and besides that, he smacked into the door frame and knocked himself out, don’t you remember?”
Cindee: “Mylo! Daddy said to make up a cool story so our friends wouldn’t think he was a clumsy nerd!”
Mylo: “Oh yeah, I forgot. Friends, what I meant to say was Daddy was coming back from the store with a bunch of balloons to celebrate the Buffalo Bills win when a gust of wind swept him up into the air. Up …up … up he went but then out of nowhere a giant pterodactyl swooped out of the clouds and popped all the balloons sending Daddy plummeting to the ground. Mommy took him to the hospital and the doctor said he had a concussion. Can you believe it?”
Cindee: “Not really, but it works.”

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